Tuesday , November 19 2024

It’s Joke Time: L.A.S.I.N.G

00 JokeMay isang lasing sa daan…

Nakita siya ng pulis…

PULIS: Hoy umuwi ka na lasing ka…

LASING: Hindi ako lasing!

PULIS: Lasing ka! Hindi mo ba ako na-kikilala?

LASING: Nakikilala kita…PULIS KA… ‘e ako nakikilala mo?!

PULIS: Hindi!

LASING: E ‘di IKAW ang LASING!

***

Walang Oras

Reporter: Sir, do you watch CNN?

Erap: Walang oras.

Reporter: Do you read books?

Erap: Walang oras.

Reporter: Do play golf?

Erap: Walang oras.

Reporter: Do you drink wine or liquor?

Erap: Walong oras!

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