It’s Joke Time

Husband came home from church, suddenly lifted his wife and carried her.

Wife: Why? Did the Pastor tell you to be romantic like this?

Husband: No! He told me to carry my cross!

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Pangarap

Kiko: “Pangarap ko, kumita ng P250,000 monthly gaya ni daddy!”

Ralph: “Wow! Ganyan kalaki ang kinikita ng daddy mo?”

Kiko: “Hindi! ‘Yan din ang pangarap niya!”

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Potatoe and Mashed Potatoe

Teacher: What is the difference between potatoe and mashed potatoe.

Juan: Madali ‘yan mam. Kung puti ito mas puti ito.

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Ang kape at ang gatas

Kung ang kape ay pampa-high blood…

At ang gatas ay pampalakas…

Ano ang tawag ‘pag pinagsama sila?

E ‘di pampalakas ng high blood!!!