Sunday , November 17 2024

It’s Joke Time: Hinoholdap

00 JokeIsang pangit na babae hinoholdap…

Holdaper: Holdap ito! Akin na gamit mo!

Babae: RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!

Holdaper: Anong rape? Holdap nga ‘to e!

Babae: Wala lang! Nagsa-suggest lang…

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Si pedro at amen

Isang araw may 2 magkaibigan na nagngangalng Pedro at Amen na nagsisimba.

Pedro: Amen, marunong ka bang mag-komunyon?

Amen: Oo, bakit?

Pedro: ‘Di ko kasi alam ‘e.

Amen: Basta sundan mo lng ako

Pedro: Sige! ‘Yan na mauna ka ha.

Amen: Sige!

Nauna si Amen habang sumusunod si Pedro.

Pari: Body of Christ

Amen: Amen!

Pedro: Amen alam ko na.

Amen: Alam mo na sige! Ikaw na!

Pedro: (Ganoon lang naman pla sasabihin lang ‘yung pangalan ang dali… )

Pari: Body of Christ?

Pedro: Pedro. Akala mo ‘di ko alam ha.

Pari: Walanghiya ka umalis ka rito sa Simbahan!

 

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