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It’s Joke Time

00 Joke

BONGBONG: Noong panahon ng nanay mo, walang kor-yente!

NOYNOY: Marcos billions sa Europa!

BONGBONG: Whatever! Hacienda Luisita!

NOYNOY: Engot! In five years, ipapamahagi na namin ‘yon!

BONGBONG: I don’t believe you! Gawin mo muna!

NOYNOY: Wala ka na sa Bagong Lipunan. wake up!

BONGBONG: Wala ka na sa poder ng nanay mo, grow up!

NOYNOY: Teka nga! Bakit ka ba text nang text?

BONGBONG: E bakit reply nang reply ka?

NOYNOY: Ano ba talagang gusto mo?

BONGBONG: Simple lang, state funeral and an honorable burial para sa aking tatay sa Libingan ng mga Bayani.

NOYNOY: That’s not for me to decide.

BONGBONG: I’m not surprised.

NOYNOY: What do you mean?

(Itutuloy)

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