Monday , November 18 2024

It’s Joke Time

00 Joke

BONGBONG: Sige na nga. Regards na lang kay Kris. Joke!

NOYNOY: Namemersonal ka na!

BONGBONG: Ikaw ang nagsimula!

NOYNOY: Fault ko pa? Sino bang sumisira sa diwa ng EDSA? Singapore your face! I’ve got two words for you: “Martial Law!”

BONGBONG: Ah gano’n? Babalikan na naman natin ang nakaraan? Do not provoke me!

NOYNOY: Really? Here’s another: “Marcos cronies!”

BONGBONG: Pakyu ka! “Kamag-anak incorporated!”

NOYNOY: “Plaza Miranda bombing!”

BONGBONG: “Mendiola massacre!” Hoy! wala kang alam sa history! Si Joma Sison ang nambomba sa Plaza Miranda! ‘Yon ang nasa libro ni Ka Jovy Salonga!

NOYNOY: Ah basta!

BONGBONG: Ha-ha-ha naubusan ka na ng bala!

NOYNOY: Noong panahon ng tatay mo, walang freedom of the press!

 

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