Monday , November 18 2024

It’s Joke Time

00 Joke

“Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad kundi ang mapalapit sa iyo.

Pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo.”

– Ipis

 

“Sawang-sawa na ako, palagi na lang akong pinagpapasa-pasa-han, pagod na pagod na ako.”

– Bola

 

“Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka, mahirap ka ba talagang makontento sa isa? Bakit palipat-lipat ka?

– TV

 

“Pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik ako!

-Libag

 

“Anong kasalanan ko sa iyo, iniwan mo na lang akong duguan…”

-Sanitary Napkin

 

“Hwag mo na akong bilugin..”

– Kulangot

 

“Bwisit na buhay ito! Araw-araw na lang, itlog! Umaga, tanghali, gabi, itlog! Itlog! Itlog! Lagi na lang itlog!”

– Brief

 

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