It’s Joke Time

“You can cry all you want, you could always blame me. You said, it wasn’t fair that you just want life to be better. But remember, it’s all your fault! You stabbed me with a knife!”

– Sibuyas

 

“Isubo mo ang kahabaan ko. Dilaan. Sipsipin. Paglaruan sa bibig mo.

Para lumabas ang katas ko na kinasabikan mo. Nagmamahal,”

– Ice Candy

 

“Bakit ayaw n’yo pa rin sa akin kahit sosyal at maganda ako? Dahil ba mas sweet ang iba?”

– Fruitcake

 

“Panakip-butas mo lang pala ako!”

– Panty

 

“Hindi lahat na walang salawal ay bastos!”

– Winnie D’ Pooh