Sunday , November 24 2024

Joke Time

00 Joke

Ms Nobatos: Based on functions, ano sa tingin n’yo ang pinakaimportanteng parte ng katawan?

Utoy: (Nagtaas ng kamay)

Ms Nobatos: Yes?

Utoy: Ma’am sa tingin ko po ang pinakaimportanteng parte ng katawan ang pusod.

Ms Nobatos: Bakit?

Utoy: Kasi po ‘pag tayo ay nakahiga at kumakain ng balot doon po natin inilalagay ang asin.

Hahaha. Wala lang nagpost lang ako dito.

***

How do you start a parade in Mexico?

—Roll a penny down the street!

Who’s the richest person in Mexico?

Ehe. Sorry. Wala akong maisip na iba e?

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Anong isda ang HIP-HOP?

—SAPSAP! (Hehe … Sup? Sup? Gets???

Ano nmang scripture sa Bible ang HIP-HOP?

—HEBREW!

Anong kotse ni JACKIE CHAN?

—KIA!

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