Mister – Ayon dito sa survey marami sa maganda at matalinong babae ang nakapag-aasawa ng tamad na lalaki. Bakit kaya?
Misis – Matagal ko na nga rin ‘yan tinatanong sa sarili ko e!
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Babae – Ang pangit ng kasama mo!
Lalaki – Siempre bulldog ang asong kasama ko!
Babae – Siya ang kinakausap ko, hindi ikaw!
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Nanay: Knock knock
Pedro: Who’s der?
Nanay: Nanay mo!
Pedro: Nanay mo who?
Nanay: Gago Nanay mo to, buksan mo tong pinto!!!
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