Saturday , November 23 2024

Talong Sa palengke…

Madre #1: Magkano ang ta-long?

Tindera: P7 po ang apat na piraso.

Madre #2: Paano ‘yan? Tatlo lang ang kailangan natin.

Madre #3: Bilhin na natin, Sister. Tapos, ‘yung sobrang isa, ulam natin.

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ang secretary at ang mekaniko

Rush hour kasi, siksikan sa bus. May magandang dalaga na nakatayo. Nakita ng binata kaya inalok niyang sa kandungin na lang siya. Maya-maya, nagsalita si binata …

binata: Alam kong trabaho mo, secretary ka ano?

dalaga: Pano mo nahulaan?

binata: Kasi kanina ko pa napagmamasdan na parang nagta-type and mga daliri mo.

Maya-maya si dalaga naman ang nagsa-lita…

dalaga: Isa kang mekaniko ano?

binata: Wow! Paano mo nahulaan?

dalaga: Kasi kanina ko pa nararamdaman na umaangat ang jack mo.

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Aso Talaga

Tanong: Bakit itinataas ng lalaking aso ang isang paa bago umihi?

Sagot: S’yempre para hindi mabasa! ‘Di ba?

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