Tuesday , November 5 2024

Maling paniwala!

NUN: Father Damaso told me I have the gates of heaven between my legs and he has the key.

MOTHER SUPERIOR: ‘Tadong Fr. Damaso ‘yan! He said it was an angel’s trumpet. I’ve been blowing it daily!

***

telephone

Telephone:Kkkkkrrrrrrrinngggggggggg

Yaya: Hello po?!

Lalaki: Nasaan girlfriend ko?

Yaya: Nasa taas po Ser nakikipaglandian po Ser …

Lalaki: Patayin mo sila

Yaya: Opo

After 3 minutes

Yaya: Ser patay na po sila

Lalaki: Tapon mo sila sa swimmng pool

Yaya: Ser wala po tayong swimming pool

Lalaki: Sorry wrong number …

About hataw tabloid

Check Also

Ang Programa sa Pagsasanay ng Magsasaka ng SM Foundation ay Nakapagpatapos ng 87 farmer trainees sa Bulacan

Ang Programa sa Pagsasanay ng Magsasaka ng SM Foundation ay Nakapagpatapos ng 87 farmer trainees sa Bulacan

Hindi bababa sa 87 farmer trainees kamakailan ang nakatapos ng 14-week training program ng SM …

Prestone

 A New Era of Vehicle Protection is Here with Prestone’s 5X Superior Protection Guaranteed

The #1 Brake Fluid and #1 Coolant in the Philippines unveils the new look of …

Puregold Masskara Festival

Mga kilalang OPM artist nakipista sa Bacolod Puregold MassKaravan at Concert

SAMA-SAMANG dinala ng mga hip-hop icon na sina Skusta Clee at Flow G at PPop megastar na SB19ang panalo spiritsa Puregold …

DOST Region 02 Expands STARBOOKS Access in Sto. Tomas, Isabela

DOST Region 02 Expands STARBOOKS Access in Sto. Tomas, Isabela

The Department of Science and Technology (DOST) Region 02 continues to expand its STARBOOKS program …

Ysabel Ortega Miguel Tanfelix Rhea Tan Sofia Pablo Shaira Diaz Beautederm Belle Dolls

Miguel mala-Ken Doll sa Belle Dolls launch

RATED Rni Rommel Gonzales NAGMISTULANG Ken Doll si Miguel Tanfelix sa piling ng tatlong Barbie Dolls na …

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *