Tuesday , November 5 2024

GMA

GMA: Ano bang hinahanap mo d’yan sa 3 in 1 coffee mo at kanina ka pa si-lip nang silip?

Erap: Hinahanap ko ‘yung lib-reng asukal! May nakasulat kasi na “Su-garfree.”

GMA: Bobo! Banda ‘yun!

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Ay! Buntis?

Anak: ‘Nay! Buntis ako!

nanay: Hindi ka buntis!

A: Nasusuka ako!

N: Hindi ka buntis!

A: Gusto ko ng maasim! Buntis ako!

N: Isa pa’t dudurugin ko BAYAG mo! =)

Ang Pulubi

Juan: Nakakamagkano ka sa isang araw?

Pulubi: Nag-uumpisa kasi ako ng 8am. Ngayon 9am na. Naka-80 na ko.

Juan: Hindi rin masama ‘no? Ano mabibili mo niyan?

Pulubi: Pwede na itong isang espresso macchiato sa Starbucks!

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