Friday , November 22 2024

Gusot-gusot

Gusot-gusot

Si olo Hugo at lola Maria ay matagal nang hindi nag ko-contact sexually. Kaya’t miss na miss na ni lola Ma-ria ang intimate relationship nila. Isang gabi, para mapansin siya ni lolo Hugo ay naghubad si lola Maria sa kanilang kwarto (aakitin n’ya si lolo). Pagpasok ni lolo napatingin kay lola … sabi ni lolo hugo: ANO KA BA NAMAN MARIA BAKIT GUSOT-GUSOT ANG DAMIT MO??? (NGEEEkkkkkkkk!)

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Mataas ang Timbang

Pedro: Pare, sobrang taba talaga ng misis ko kaya’t gusto niyang magbawas ng timbang!

Pablo: Sabihin mo kay misis na mag-horseback riding siya.

Makaraan ang dalawang buwan.

Pedro: Kumusta naman ang resulta ng horseback riding !

Pablo: Nabawasan ng 40 kilos ang kabayo!

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