Friday , November 15 2024

Sa isang class..

Teacher: Glowria … ano ang pagkakaiba ng H20 at CO2?

Glowria : Ang H20 po Maam ay hot water …

Teacher : Pwede na rin.

Teacher : Perap … ano naman ang ibig sabihn ng CO2?

Perap : Si Ma’am naman … ‘yan lang ‘di n’yo alam?

Teacher : Lintek ka…sumagot ka!@#$%^&*

Perap : Ang CO2 po Maam ay COLD WATER.

Balentwang si Teacher Ganda dahil sa ma-sigabong palakpakan at standing ovation ng mga classmates ni Perap kasi for the pers taym … nakasagot nang tama … hu… hu… hu… hu… hu… whaaaaa …

Baka kayo may itatanong din d’yan?

Mga DaMoves ni JUAN

JUAN: Ate pahiram ng kaldero.

ALE: Sige lumapit ka do’n kay Neneng at kunin mo. (Lumapit si Juan kay Neneng crush nya.)

JUAN: Neneng, pa kiss daw sabi ng mama mo.

NENENG: (Sumigaw) Mama, si Juan oh!!

ALE: Ibigay mo na kasi, nagpaalam naman sa ‘kin ‘yan ‘e.

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