Friday , November 15 2024

When students are alone

Naiwan sa classroom ang dalawang estudyante…

BOY: Wala na ‘yung classmates natin. Tayo na lang da-lawa rito. Ano, tara?

GIRL: Anong tara?

BOY: Sus, ano ba ‘yan?! Bilisan mo na!

GIRL: Ahh, ganu’n? Bakit dito? Sige na nga! (nagmamadaling naghubad) Tara na…

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BOY: Bakit ka naghubad? Tara, uwi na rin tayo, tanga!

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PROFESSOR: Sino sa inyo ang naka-experience having sex with ghosts?

(Itinaas ni Juan ang kanyang kamay…)

PROFESSOR: Really? Ano ang feeling ha-ving sex with ghosts?

JUAN: Ay putcha!!! Akala ko GOATS!!!

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Girl: Hoy. Bakit lagi kang nandyan sa

labas ng bahay namin? Magnanakaw

ka siguro?

Boy: Hindi.

Girl: Mamboboso ka ‘no?

Boy: Hindi rin.

Girl: Siguro crush mo ‘ko ‘no?

Boy: Hoy babaeng super duper

FEELINGERA.

Sumasagap lang ako ng WiFi ‘wag

kang masyadong assuming !

(Ahaha Assumera kasi …)

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