Friday , November 15 2024

something happen

NANAY: Tumi-gil ka sa pagboboyfriend na ‘yan! Walang mangyayari sa inyo!

ANAK: Weh? Ba’t kagabi meron?!

hearing lang pala

JUDGE: Ano ba talaga nangyari?

ERAP: ? (Di nagsasalita)

JUDGE: Sumagot ka sa tanong.

ERAP: Naman e!!! ‘Kala ko ba hearing lang to? Bakit may speaking?

NOYNOY goes to war

NOYNOY: Sugurin ang Amerika

SUNDALO: Sir yes sir. (Natalo ng mga sundalo ang mga Amerikano)

NOYNOY: Sugurin ang China magpadala ka ng 100 sundalo!

SUNDALO: Sir yes sir!

(Nanalo ang Filipinas laban sa China)

NOYNOY: Hmmm! Japan naman mahina lang ang Japan. Magpadala ka ng sampung Jet.

SUNDALO: Sir yes sir (Bumalik ‘yung sampung piloto)

NOYNOY: Bakit kayo bumalik??

MGA PILOTO: Sir may sumigaw kasi ng “LET’S VOLT IN!”

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