Monday , November 25 2024

Ang Donasyon (Sa kasalan . . .)

PARI: Sana ang donation mo ay katumbas ng kagandahan at kaseksihan ng pakakasalan mo!

GROOM: Eto po’ father, 100 pesos ang donation ko.

(Tiningnan ng Pari ang bride)

PARI: Eto sukli mo iho… 99 pesos…

Active Sa Class

TEACHER : Okay class, our lesson for today is sex education. What is Sexuality?

PEDRO : Ako mam! Ako mam!

TEACHER : Okay, Pedro, What is Sexuality?

PEDRO : Sexuality is our lesson for today…

Diskriminasyon

NARS : Dok, bakit n’yo tinanggihan ‘yung pasyente kanina?

DOKTOR : Saan, sa delivery room?

NARS : Hindi, ‘yung nasa receiving room.

DOKTOR : Ahhh, ‘yung bakla?

NARS : Opo, baka sabihin may discrimination tayo, porke bakla siya.

DOKTOR : Nakuuu! Ano naman ang raraspahin ko sa kanya?

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