Thursday , November 14 2024

KAPITAN: Kelangan natin magbawas ng tatlong pasahero para sa kaligtasan ng marami.

JAPANESE: Farewell Japan (sabay ta-lon sa dagat).

ESPANYOL: Viva España! (Tumalon din sa dagat) Pero syempre, hindi rin magpapatalo ang Pinoy.

PINOY: (Sumigaw) Mabuhay ang Pilipinas!

(Sabay tulak sa katabing Bombay) Hahahaha 🙂

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3 LOLA SA MODERNONG PANAHON

LOLA 1: Baw kasakit man likod ko praktis street dancing a, cramping abi amun new steps..

LOLA 2: Ako gani sakit mata ko hampang crossfire kag open ka fb ko …

LOLA 3: Mayad pa kamu, ako gani hu, sakit hita ko sa padol sa frat namun…hahaha…

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Estudyante: Mama bayad ho!

Drayber: Saan galing?

Estudyante: Sa akin!

Drayber: (Gago to a) Saan papunta?

Estudyante: E ‘di sa ‘yo! Tanga!

PART 2

Estudyante: Mama sukli ko ho!

(Drayber gustong maghiganti…binigyan n’ya ng kulang na sukli…)

Estudyante: O manong, bakit kulang ‘to? Magkano ba Quiapo?

Drayber: Bakit? Bibilhin mo?

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