nagbebenta ng isda – SELFISH

Lahat nasa kanan – ALRIGHT

Nakatayo sa ilalim – MISUNDERSTANDING

Matagal nang bulag … long time no see

A naked girl takes a taxi

Naked Girl: Bakit ka nakatitig sa katawan ko, ngayon ka lang ba nakakita ng hubad?’

Driver: Hindi po miss, iniisip ko lang kung saan nakatago ang pamasahe mo!

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LOLANG MALANDI

One night lola wear sexy dress.

Lolo didn’t react.

Second night, lola wear t-back.

Lolo still deadma.

Third night lola all bold …

Lolo said:

“Ano ba ‘yan suot mo gusot-gusot …”

Hehehehehe …