Dapat nang magladlad!

For some highly baffling reasons, this good looking dude just can’t find contentment and happiness in his lovelife. Dati nga, sobrang pagmamartir na ang ginawa ng kanyang dyowa but to no avail.

Naghanap pa rin ng iba ang fickle-minded ombre.

After that episode, nagkaroon na naman siya ng karelasyong isang brown-skinned actress but predictably so, sa wala rin nagtapos ang kanilang medyo may katagalan din namang relasyon.

Dati talaga, seryoso sa kanilang relasyon ang dusky-skinned actress but when she came to rea-lize how futile her efforts to have him ensnared in a serious relationship, she just gave up on him and has finally found an ideal mate in the person of this brown-skinned young actor.

‘Yong mahiwagang aktor naman, nakakuha ng half-Filipina, half Australian dyowa but typical of him, sa hiwalayan blues rin nagtapos ang kanilang akala nang nakararami’y ideal ng relationship.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Bago?

Anyhow, he claims to have found his ideal girl in this statuesque model that he’s dating regularly at the moment. Hahahahahahahahahahaha! but this time, no one seems to take him seriously.

Paulit-ulit lang daw naman kasi ang avowal of love ng fair-skinned actor na ‘to, only to end up getting tired of the relationship and the girl getting enormously hurt.

Again, bagooooooh? Hakhakhakhakhakhak-hakhak!

Teka, hindi kaya may hinahanap siyang hindi niya makuha?

Hindi raw makuha, o! Harharharharharharhar!

For a change, why not have a relationship with a bisexual dude? For all you know, that is the missing ingredient in a relationship that he’s basically looking for.

Hindi kaya?

Hindi raw kaya, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yon nah!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

For all you know, the sturdy arms of a male lover is the one that he’s unknowingly looking for.

Try it dude? Baka magtagal kayo ng deka-dekada. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.