Dinapurak ng bad karma dahil malasado’t impakta!

Hahahahahahahaha! Hiyang-hiya siguro ang mukhang Tilapyang si Ferminata, da lomodic chaka. Hahahahaha! Lahat kasi ng panglalait at pang-oolay niya kay Claudine Barretto ay nag-boomerang lahat sa chakelya niyang cara.

Chakelyang cara raw, o!

Yuck! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Imagine, she would write in her very much wanting of credibility column that Claudine’s showbiz career is but definitely a thing of the past.

A thing of the past daw, o! Harharharharharharharhar!

Inasfar as she’s concerned, Claudine is but finished career-wise. Kahit daw ano pa ang gawing pagsusumikap ng aktres, no producer, the ABS CBN in particular, would be interested to give her a second chance.

Masyado raw kasing na-trauma ang Dos sa supposed prima donna ways ni Clau at the height of her reign as one of the queens at the said network, they just won’t touch her with a ten-foot pole.

Talaga lang ha? Hakhakhakhakhak-hakhak!

Teka, hindi kaya you’re referring to yourself, charotera?

Charotera raw talaga, o! Harharharharharhar!

Is that sooooooo? Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Kidding and panglalait aside, ikaw ang poor credit risk lola. Hahahahahahahaha!

Kung ang network nga na iyong pinagtatrabahuhan ay never nang nagkainteres na bigyan ka ng isa pang showbiz oriented talk show, why would ABS CBN have? Hahahahahahahaha!

Kurimas na chaka, hindi ka nga umabot sa 1% rating chakelya. Hahahahahahahaha!

Whereas kami noon na mega starlet suppo-sedly ay naka-6% at 12 ad placements no less, why can’t you accomplish the same thing when you’re supposedly the reyna ng intrega, I mean, Intriga pala.

Harharharharharhar!

To be blunt about it, magaling ka lang sumip-sep but your hosting style has long seen better days.

Oslang-osla ka na, Chakita, kaya mega-scared na ang Cinco na bigyan ka ng show for the simple reason that you’re bad credit risk.

Sa mga ad men naman, you’re bad news.

Bad news raw ta-laga, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Lumayo pa ba tayo. You’re a perfect example of what a miasma or a pestilence is. Harharharharharhar!

Anyway, going back to Ms. Claudine, nagkukulay-lila na siguro ang mamad (mamad daw talaga, o Hakhakhakhakhak!) mong mga labi dahil in the can na ang pinagtatawanan mong project sa Star Cinema.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

I guess it is best that you just plant talong in your backyard or better still, why don’t you join the toothless crone in India and do what you love to do most? Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Sabi nga ng isang fan ni Clau, ikaw raw ang hopeless case lomodic lola (lomodic lola raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!). Hayan at mas ginusto pa ng TV5 na kunin si IC Mendoza kaysa bigyan ka ng isa pang pagkakataon.

Anyway, kahit pala ang mabait at may breeding na si Shalala Reyes ay pinandidirihan din ang gapangerang gurangski na ‘to na ugaling Mindoro Frog talaga.

Mindoro frog daw talaga, o Hahahahahahahahaha!

Right after na intrigahin daw kasi ang mag-inang IC at Dolly Ann Carvajal, siya naman ang isinunod ng kulay ube raw ang budhing gurangski.

Anyway, mega happy naman si Shalala sa orig niyang mundo dahil doon ay bow sa kanya ang mga batang talents at baitero naman si John Nite.

Going back to Bubonika, cry me a river ang drama nito lately dahil tigbakers na ang kanyang hosting career at hanggang batian portion na lang siya sa kanilang rating-less na radio show.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Buti nga!

‘Yon lang!

LIKAS NA MABAIT KAYA GOOD KARMA

Dahil likas na mabait, good karma talaga ang kaibigan naming si Charlie Lozo.

Hayan at pagkatapos ng kanyang Butanding Project with comebacking director Ed Palmos, heto ka at siya naman ang kinuhang project coordinator ng Hawaii-based businessman/talent ma-nager na si Mr. Jimmy Dee para sa talent nitong si Ha’ani who is a gifted singer with a vocal range that’s guaranteed to make seasoned warblers blush with envy.

Sa totoo, sa album launch na ginanap sa function room ng Tramway resto yesterday afternoon, ginulat talaga ni Ha’ani ang mga entertainment press na dumalo sa kanyang gifted vocal range.

Anyway, this early, Mr. Dee, hopes to give Ha’ani fullblast build-up so that she’ll be able to penetrate not only the Philippines but Hawaii as well and the Mainland USA.

Going back to Charlie, nakatutuwa namang makitang he’s back in the business just like before when he was the one in charge of Ka Freddie Aguilar’s singing career.

Keep it up, man! You can do it again!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

 

 

ni Peter Ampoloquio, Jr.