It’s Joke Time: Fish Fillet

Pedro: Ano ulam n’yo?

Juan: Blanched green leafy veggie with crushed sweet tomatoes in sparkling salted sea food.

Pedro: Wow! Ang sarap no’n! Ano un Juan?

Juan: Talbos ng kamote at bagoong na may pinisang kamatis. Kayo Pedro, ano ulam n’yo?

Pedro: Fish fillet del el ninyo.

Juan: Wow sosyal! Ano ‘yun Pedro?

Pedro: TUYO!

 

Soft Drinks

Inday: Pabili nga po…

Maarteng Tindera: What do you intend to buy in my store?

Inday: Can i have some liquid solution that was mixed evenly with organic and inorganic compound substances and had undergone fermentation and sealed inside a solid state of matter in a homogeneous mixture?

Maarteng Tindera: Ha?

Inday: Softdrinks po!