Takot mabuking kaya tinanggihan ang juicy offer!

Hahahahahahahaha! Shakira ang sikat na network nang out-right ay tanggihan ng isang aging veteran actor ang offer nilang 75K per shooting day sa isang forthcoming soap.

Perfect sana sa role ang veteran actor but he declined the offer (a very tempting one at 75K per day) for some reasons that only he can explain. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Nakita kasi ng mga executives ng network na well-preserved ang ‘beauty’ (beauty raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahaha!) ng veteran actor considering his age.

He must be in his mid or early 70s already. Hahahahahahaha!

Karamihan kasi sa contemporaries niya ay mga lolo at lola na pero ang veteran actor ay youngish pa rin and fresh-looking whereas most of the males within this age range are already wrinkled and ‘dilapidated.’

Ang kaso, tinanggihan nga ng aktor ang juicy offer kaya baffled and puzzled ang mga network executives. Why nga naman refuse an offer of a lifetime? Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Well, ang chika ng mga okrayista, (okrayista raw talaga, o! Harharharhar!), afraid daw kasi ang veteran actor na hindi na niya mai-deliver ang ini-expect sa kanya ng mga otawzing (hindi na raw kayang i-deliver ang expectations ng mga otawzing, o! Harharharharhar!) for the simple reason that he has now gone to the other side of the sexual meadow. Hahahahahahahahaha!

I’m sure that this palpably unexpected deve-lopment would send some shiver up the spine of this win some actress who’s now ventured into the turbulent world of politics. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.