It’s Joke Time: Corruption

Question: What is the difference between corruption in the United States (US) and corruption in the Philippines?

Answer: In the US, they go to jail. In the Philippines, they go to the US.

Napakasikip

In the bed:

Babae: Dahan-dahan lang, ang bilis mo naman.

Lalaki: Bakit ang hirap? Napakasikip ng ano mo.

Wow! virgin ka pa yata.

Babae: E, di mo kasi hinubad ang stockings ko.