Question: What is the difference between corruption in the United States (US) and corruption in the Philippines?
Answer: In the US, they go to jail. In the Philippines, they go to the US.
Napakasikip
In the bed:
Babae: Dahan-dahan lang, ang bilis mo naman.
Lalaki: Bakit ang hirap? Napakasikip ng ano mo.
Wow! virgin ka pa yata.
Babae: E, di mo kasi hinubad ang stockings ko.
