Joke Time

Ano apelyido ni Sisa? MISTRIT

E ni jewel? TURRE

E ni denzel? WETA

E ni joseph? PROTGUM

E ni CurLy?! GAZPI

E ano **** 1st name ni Basilio? LACTO

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GRO

GRO #1: Grabe sa gwapo ang kustomer ko kagabi, nakalimutan ko tuloy na nakabukas pa pala ang pinto ng kuwarto.

GRO #2: Buti ka, gano’n lang. Sa gwapo ng kustomer ko, nalimutan kong may panty pa ako.

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Warm and Moist

MAN: I’d like to buy some dog food.

CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?

MAN: Yes.

CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?

MAN: He’s at home.

CHECKOUT LADY: I’m sorry, I can’t sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. store policy.

The next day, the man returns.

MAN: I’d like to buy some cat food.

CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?

MAN: Yes.

CHECKOUT LADY: Well… where is he?

MAN: He’s at home!

CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can’t sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.

The next day the man returns.

CHECKOUT LADY: What’s in the sack?

MAN: Put your hand inside.

CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm… It’s warm and moist! What is it?

MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.