Ano apelyido ni Sisa? MISTRIT
E ni jewel? TURRE
E ni denzel? WETA
E ni joseph? PROTGUM
E ni CurLy?! GAZPI
E ano **** 1st name ni Basilio? LACTO
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GRO
GRO #1: Grabe sa gwapo ang kustomer ko kagabi, nakalimutan ko tuloy na nakabukas pa pala ang pinto ng kuwarto.
GRO #2: Buti ka, gano’n lang. Sa gwapo ng kustomer ko, nalimutan kong may panty pa ako.
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Warm and Moist
MAN: I’d like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
MAN: He’s at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I’m sorry, I can’t sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. store policy.
The next day, the man returns.
MAN: I’d like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well… where is he?
MAN: He’s at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can’t sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.
The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What’s in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm… It’s warm and moist! What is it?
MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.
