Lumen ang simpatikong tisoy na aktor!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Kabogerong tunay ang simpatiko pero hindi naman masasabing super gwapong tisoy na aktor. Considering his not so impressive endowments (not so impressive endowments raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!) inggit talaga sa kanya ang lahat halos ng aktor sa Pinas dahil sa napakabonggang regalong natanggap niya coming from his fabulous macho gay benefactor. Imagine, isang unforgettable Christmas gift ang gibsona sa kanya na carry na niyang magpunta kahit saan by way of this. Hahahahahahahahaha! Laban ka? No wonder, close pa rin ang papable na aktor sa isang kontrobersyal na personalidad na malapit sa kanyang ‘mama.’ Hahahahahahahahah! The 64 dollar question that’s presently roiling in the minds of most people is how would his feisty girlfriend react if she finds out about his liaison with this super moneyed bisexual? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! But, love, so they say, conquers all. Tutal naman, my boy lollipop (my boy lollipop daw, o! Harharharharhar!) lang ‘yun and then afterwards, he’s all yours for the taking once again. Hahahahahahahahahaha! Pero siyempre, hurting pa rin ‘yun but definitely. Pero ‘yon na nga lang, lesser evil ‘yon compared sa mangbabae ang papa mo and then gibzong ng kanyang earnings at sa ‘yo’y pittance na lang. Pittance na lang daw, o! Harharharharharhar! But honestly, ang advantage lang naman ng lalaking ito ay ang kanyang educated tongue at good PR, along with the name that he’s been able to establish through the years. Imagine, ‘yung mga kaeksena niyang mga sikat dating aktor sa network na kanyang pinagtatrabahuan ay tigoksi nang lahat pero siya’y lalo pa yatang umangat ang career at naging impressive ang dating.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Iba ang wais, ‘di ba naman, Lumen? Harharharharharhaharhar!

SAM PINTO’S MYSTIQUE

A lot of people are really wondering what makes Sam Pinto tick as a product endorser. Oo nga hindi naman siya ‘yung tipong sandamakmak ang nakukuhang endorsements but in the end, she tends to get more remuneration as compared to other actors. ‘Yung iba kasi, annual halos kung palitan sa kanilang endorsements. But Ms. Claire dela Fuente’s protegee’s product endorsements tend to stay a lot longer. ‘Yun na nga lang shampoo commercial niya ay nananatiling siya ang pinakapaborito with her intelligent looking face that’s pretty comely as well. Malaking tulong din siguro kay Sam ang kanyang kakaibang freshness. Kakaibang freshness raw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha! Oo nga’t marami rin magaganda riyan pero bibihira ang katulad ni Sam na iniibig talaga ng camera. Doon na lang sa recent shampoo commercial niya ay talaga namang paulit-ulit talagang ipinakikita in a day’s time sa lahat ng network halos. Ang maganda pa, addition at hindi subtraction ang nangyayari sa kanya. Ikawoothly iya anaso na Sam Pinto! Tunay namang ika’y naiiba. Kasama pa rin pala sa longest running gag show every Friday eve na Bubble Gang si Sam kaya naman ito’y kanyang pinahahalagahan. Dapat lang!

HEAVEN ANG FEELING!

Unbelieving kami when Peter and I went to the new building of TV5 in Pasig a day or two ago in connection with our guesting for Ms. Gelli de Belen’s program Face The People that she’s co-hosting with Tintin Bersola who’s out of the country at the moment and was being pinch-hitted by Marvin Agustin. It was a bit strange seeing the same people milling around who were still quite familiar with us. Anyway, nakapagtataka talagang na-invite kaming mag-guest sa Face the People gayong bailiwick na ‘yun these days ni Bubonika, the rat-faced chaka. Bailiwick na raw ni Bubonika, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha! Going back to Bubonika, the titanic chaka (the titanic chaka raw talaga, o! Harharharhar!) nagwelga talaga ang mga commercials magmula nang siya ang mag-take over hanggang ultimately ay matigbak na sa ere. Ang nakatatawa, even the show Police Chorva that she’s still a part of ay naghihingalo na rin and in the throes of death. Hahahahahahahahahaha! Anyhow, the personality that afternoon who was in a dilemma was Francine Prieto who was torn between her flagging showbiz career and the prospect of advancement in a foreign shore. Looking back, nahambal si amigang Peter nang biglang mag-iba ang aming personalidad at medyo naging catty kami towards him. Hahahahahahahahahahaha! But knowing how good he is, nasakyan din niya ang gusto naming mangyari and the whole thing went on smoothly. Do watch for it on December 13, that falls of a Friday. Hahahahahahahaha! What a good date if I may say so! Riot talaga ang episode for apart from Ms. Gelli’s prodigious hosting skills and Marvin’s charisma- tic presence, mapanonood n’yo kaming dalawa ni Peter Ledesma in out bublly and fiestiest best! Promise! Panoorin din si Ms. Francine in her emotional and teary-eyed recollection of her love-hate relationship with her long departed mom, along with her pitiful predicament at the moment. Sa bandang ending ng episode, may sorpresa ang TV 5 sa beleaguered sexy actress. ‘Yan ang dapat n’yong malaman.

Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at [email protected] and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here. And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.