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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Yosi-kadiri ta-laga si Bubonika.
Imagine, 20 years palang nanghaharang sa amin ang chabokang ito kaya ni minsa’y hindi kami maimbita sa isang sikat na network.
Over talaga ang kaplastikan ng ngetpalites na wrangler na ‘to who was very chummy and feeling maternal kuno in our presence but would stab you with such inordinate venom behind your back. Harharharharhar!
Kuno-kuno’y anak ang tawag sa amin pero kapag nakatalikod na pala kami’y patuloy pala kaming kinakana at iniintriga, kundi man nilalait nang walang patumangga.
Nakaririmarim, di ba naman?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
But this time, comeuppance appears to have caught her red-handed, she seems to be completely at a loss with regard to the course of action that she would be taking.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
How so very pathetic!
Harharharharharharhar! Sa totoo, litung-lito na ang tanderaketch na ‘to at hindi na malaman kung ano ang kanyang gagawin ngayong dinadapurak na siya ng bad karma.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Kumiwal-kiwal man ang iyong dela (dela raw talaga, o! Hahahahaha!), to no avail, lola.
The die is cast and your career is going to experience death of the most painful and traumatic or-der.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Sa totoo, in the event that their Police Chorva gets axed, what alternatives does he have?
Nada!
Nothing!
Waley!
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Kung bakit kasi ipinagduduldulan pa ang kanyang nakaririmarim na baduy na lenggwahe na hindi na ma-appreciate ng today’s generation. Harharharharharhar!
Good bye, Chakita. You’re stale meat.
A miserable ageing persona who’s now being punished for her wrongdoings, she’s being shunned away from by the multitude. Hahahhahahahahahahahahaha!
OLD FRIENDS ARE DIAMONDS!
I always feel nostalgic every time I get to see old friends.
And these days, I feel kind of ecstatic because I get to see an old friend from my distant past Malou Dizon Toda who’s now very much married to a Japanese national and with a son and a daughter to boot, Maiko Toda, a tall, well-mannered young lady who’s been able to inherit the coloring and po- sitive disposition of her petite mom.
Looking back, Malou used to do some back-up dancing with her twin sis Marie to her late sis Beth Sandoval, who was Weng-Weng fave leading-lady, (remember him guys? Hahahahahahahaha!) in most of her shows during the mid and late 80s.
Seeing Malou now looking practically very much the same in spite of two grown-up children, truly makes me inordinately happy.
Maalaga kasi siya at never na nagpabaya sa kanyang katawan kaya naman young-looking pa rin with her doll-like prettiness. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Pala-palaging umaalalay pala kay Malou sa kanyang mga lakad sa Pinas ang nephew niyang si Ronald na super bagets pa nang una naming ma-meet pero ngayon pala’y very married na rin and already has kids of his own. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Malou nga pala lives in Tokyo with her Japanese husband and two grown-up kids.
JOEY PARAS’ TIME TO SHINE
Joey Paras is most fortunate to have someone known for his Midas touch like Direk Wenn Deramas directing his launching vehicle Bekikang under Viva films.
Kita n’yo naman how Direk Wenn has been able to re-launch the flagging showbiz career of the Diamond
Star Maricel Soriano whose comeback movie Momzillas with Eugene Domingo was a veritable blockbuster.
Laban ka? Hahahahahahaha!
Anyway, Joey Paras’ launching vehicle Bekikang is slated to get shown on October 23, the promising comedian who also sings on the side, is pretty apprehensive.
In an interview, sinabi niya talagang di na raw siya mapagkatulog lately dahil sa takot sa magiging outcome ng kanyang launching pic.
Whatever, with Direk Wenn manning the whole proceedings, he need not fear.
He need not fear daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahaha!
Kunsabagay, he has a most impressive support in the person of his hunky leading man from the top-rating soap My Husband’s Lover Tom Rodriguez.
‘Yun na!
ANG KARMA NI LOLA!
Hahahahahahahahahaha! Traumatic naman ang eksena these days ng nagkakaedad ng sexy star na ‘to.
Kung noo’y siya ang pantasya ng mga DOMs at mga aktor na may anda, these days it’s her time to pay for her indiscretions.
Kung dati’y pila-balde (pila balde raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahaha!) ang mga ombres matikman lang ang kanyang well-sculpted flower (well-sculpted flower raw talaga, o! Hahahahahaha!) this time, nobody seems to be interested. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Que miserable!
Kung dati, she was being showered with expensive gifts like condo units, vans, fat savings in the bank, signature clothes and jewelry among other expensive acquisitions, this time everybody seems to be looking at the opposite direction.
Huhuhuhuhuhu!
How so very sad!
Pa’no kasi, nagkakaedad na kaya wishing it was you na ang kasariwaang kinabaliwan dati ng mga kliyente ni lola.
Mga kliyente raw ni lola, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!
Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.
