Donny Pangilinan, open makatrabaho ang kahit na sino!

Sa Valentine movie ng Star Cinema na James & Pat & Dave that is being starred in by the love team of Ronnie Alonte and Lisa Andalio that is slated to open in cinemas on February 12, third wheel sa love team si Donny Pangilinan.

Walang love team ngayon si Donny since nabuwag na ang DonKiss tandem nila ni Kisses Delavin.

So far, nag-enjoy naman daw siya sa paggawa ng James & Pat & Dave under Star Cinema.

‘Yung environment daw kasi nila sa set, light at ang saya lang.

Since Valentine’s is fast approaching, does he have a Valentine date?

“Busy rin po ako, ang dami ko rin pong ginagawa ngayon.

“I am just enjoying, obviously, there’s so much on my plate, so my focus right now is just work and my school. I’m still in school.

“I haven’t seen my family for so long.”

In the event na bibigyan raw siyang muli ng love team, who would it be?

“Puwede naman po si Awra (Briguela) sa akin,” he said with a banter. “I don’t know. Hindi ko pa po naiisip but you know, I’m open.

“I’m open to working with people. It depends on the story as well.

“But right now, I’m just focused on James & Pat & Dave.”

Over ang kapal ng mukha!

Sa tingin ko lang sa tsakang si Lolita B., it’s only a matter of time before death would hound her like the plague.

I’ve been telling her to see a doctor because I could sense that something is gravely wrong with her coloring that is sallow and pale, (sallow and pale raw, o! Bwahahahahahahaha!) but she would not heed my advice.

Anyway, lately, bakod to death na naman ang demonyang satanista kay Senator Bong Revilla.

Nakailang intimate gathering na ang kampo ni Bong pero never kaming na-invite, not because the good natured senator doesn’t approve of our presence but because the satanic gurang doesn’t want us around. Hahahahahahahahaha!

And so fucking what?

Isaksak niya sa maitim niyang baga ang invite sa mga presscons ni Papa Bong and I won’t even look at her crumpled and ugly face.

Crumpled and ugly face raw, o! Hahahahahahahaha!

Huwag mo rin kalilimutang imbitahin ang demonic na si Chuckie Gomez, along with the very cavalier Lisping Queen. Hahahahahahahaha

Also, don’t you forget to look at the list of the invitees at Ang Pinaka.

Malay mo, bigla kaming maimbita. Hahahaha­hahahahahahahahaha!

Alam kong napaluha ka dahil hindi na nagta­gumpay sa isang big time movie outfit Buruka.

Hindi naman lahat ng araw ay sa ‘yo matandang matagal nang inurungan ng regla at may sakit ng incontence kaya matagal nang gumagamit ng adult diapers. Bwahahaha­hahahaha!

How gross!

Yuck!

Harangan mo man kami nang harangan, ‘di ka rin magtatagumpay. In the end, I still would be victorious over your evil schemes.

Period. Ayoko ng tanga at super idiota! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.
Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nhong!

BANAT!
ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.