HATAW! D'yaryo ng Bayan hatawtabloid.com
MAS priority ni Judy Ann Santos na makatrabaho ang Star for All Seasons na si Vilma Santos compared sa isang project with debonair Piolo Pascual. Judy Ann Santos exclaimed in all excitement na priority niya ang makagawa ng isang film with Ate Vi. In a recent guesting at Umagang Kay Ganda, the good-natured actress admitted that she had been requesting for a project with Ate Vi at Star Cinema’s ma-naging director Malou N. Santos.
“Siya na lang kasi talaga ‘yung hindi ko pa nakakasama. At saka parang kulang ang pagiging artista mo kapag hindi mo siya nakatrabaho.”
Very well said indeed!
ANG KAPAL NG MUKHA!
Matindi talaga ang pagkabarubal nitong si Lolita Impakta sa amin.
Hayan at mabenta naman ang tabloid na hawak namin pero hindi talaga ma-invite sa mga presscons na may connect siya. Hahahahahahaha!
And so fucking what?
Isalaksak niya sa baga niyang malapit nang matigok ang mga presscon na ‘yan for all I care!
Akala naman siguro ng impaktang ‘yan ay matitimbog niya ang aming career simply because hinaharangan niya kami sa mga presscon.
Mamatay kang nanghaharang and I won’t even look at you, cheap grannie!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I wrote about this already and I won’t tire in repeating it all over again. Dekada otsenta palang ay harangera ka na sa amin.
Actually, you’ve been doing this for so fucking long, for some reasons that I just can’t comprehend.
Naiinggit ka sa akin when you have almost everything.
Well, maybe it’s because you’re so ugly and sooooo cheap. And sooo dumb as well that you hate the mere mention of our name.
Ikaw nga naman, you almost have everything and yet real happiness seems to elude you.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Pa’no naman, babae ka ngang naturingan and yet you never have come to experience what real love is all about.
Lahat ng lalaking nakarelasyon mo ay pinerahan ka lang at hindi minahal.
‘Di ba naman, gurangga? Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Pa’no kasi, burak ang laman ng iyong kalooban. Puro harbat. Puro ka raket kaya naka-limutan mo na how it feels to be human.
Ngayon, sad ka dahil natigil na ang pagdagsa ng anda sa iyong kandungan.
Kandugan daw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
You know it pretty well that you won’t be able to go back to TV hosting but you pretend that it’s all right with you. Hahahahahahaha!
Hurting talaga na kung kailan ka pa tumanda ay saka naging mailap sa ‘yo ang trabaho sa tele-bisyon.
But that’s life granny goose. You’ve reached the end of the line so accept it with peace in your heart.
Peace in your heart daw, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhakhak!
‘Yun nah!
MATTEO GUIDICELLI ASKED
WHO’S RICHER BETWEEN HIM
AND GIRLFRIEND SARAH GERONIMO
Matteo Guidicelli says comparison on his financial status with girlfriend Sarah Geronimo is odious but what matters is how much you love somebody.
Anyway, Matteo says that he’s still in the process of saving up for the future.
“Kahit sino puwede masabi stable ka na,” he says in all sincerity. “But I still have a lot of goals and dreams. I still have a lot to achieve.
About marriage, this is his opinion.
“Siyempre, when we get married with the person we really want to be with, we wanna give them everything,” he asseverates. “As the man, we want to give them a home, everything. So, you can’t stop until you get there.
“It’s a process.”
And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes be-
yond eternity.
Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nhong!
BANAT – Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.
