Nawala na ang kaguwapohan at singing skills!

He is a pathetic sight.  Way back during the 1980s, he was in-deed veritably attractive and the new version of the Kilabot ng Kolehiyala syndrome.

Good legs, remarkable face, good skin and to top it all, a riveting kind of sex appeal that would make you dream of having good sex with him. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

His voice was an appealing baritone and that was the reason why a lot of women from all walks of life cottoned to his side.

Kahit nga ang sikat na aktres ng panahong ‘yun ay nabihag din ng kanyang magnetic personality at pinaglihian pa yata siya since she was pregnant when they did that movie together.

But some thirty years hence, shocking ang metamorphosis ng dati-rati’y gwaping na balladeer.

Kung titingnan siya, you’ll have the impression that you’re looking at a different person.

Looking at a different person daw, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

For one, ibang-iba na ang kanyang over-all personality. Kung noon ay pretty boy category siya at parang kay bango-bango niyang tingnan, ngayon ay parang he doesn’t smell good anymore (albeit he does! Hahahahahahahaha!)

Up-close, parang patang-pata na rin ang kanyang hitsura at parang pipito na lang ang kanyang buhok na nakadikit pa sa kanyang anit. Harharharharharharharharharhar!

One thing that we were able to notice while he was singing was the fact that he could no longer reach the high notes of his own songs.

Halfway through his songs, binabaan talaga niya ang key dahil hirap na siyang abutin ang mga dating nota.

How sad!

Hindi lang pala ang hitsura ang nagbago, pati rin ang timbre ng kanyang boses.

Drinking wine has proved to be his own undoing.

So nakahahabag naman.

REAL RELATIONSHIP ISSUES HATID NG STAR CINEMA

Makatotohanan ang kilig na dadalhin ng dalawa na magtatambal sa kauna-unahang pagkakataon ngunit naging couple na sa totoong buhay.

Hanggang ngayon ay hindi pa rin makapaniwala si Anderson na may pelikula na sila.

“Wala pang 20 minutes ang meeting tinanggap ko na ang pelikula. Sobrang saya. Para sa akin napaka-surreal. Parang hindi totoo na makakasama ko siya sa isang movie,” informs Anderson.

Ang “How To Be Yours,” sa panulat ni Hyro Aguinaldo at Patrick Valencia at direksyon ni Dan Villegas, ay tungkol sa dalawang indibidwal na magkaiba ngunit nakahanap ng maraming dahilan para magsama, kabilang na rito ang kanilang mga pangarap.

Si Alonzo ay si Anj, isang self-taught cook na nangangarap na makapagtrabaho sa isang high-end restaurant. Si Anderson ay si Niño, isang sales agent na ang hanap lamang ay maayos na buhay.

Masaya man sa simpleng buhay si Niño, namamayagpag naman si Anj sa kaniyang dream job. Simula na nga ba ito ng kanilang pagtahak ng iba’t ibang landas?

Tulad sa totoong buhay, magkaiba si Alonzo at Anderson ngunit nakahanap ng pagmamahal sa panandaliang panahon, na naungkat ng mga miyembro ng press sa media launch.

Ayon sa kanila, tila walang closure ang dalawa at iisa ang kanilang katanungan – kung may tsansa pa para sa pangalawang pagkakataon.

Para kay Alonzo, hindi pa sarado ang lahat. “Hindi ko po masabi. Hindi ko alam. Sa ngayon parang ngayon hindi iyon ang inisip namin. We’re working on a project together na sobrang nag-e-enjoy kami. I admit naman, naglo-look forward ako to go to the set and see him.

Hindi ko pa kayang pumunta roon. We are just enjoying the moment right now,” quips Alonzo.

Para kay Anderson, mas gusto nilang i-enjoy muna ang kung anong meron sila. “Parang sobrang weird ng pakiramdam noong simula, ngayong sobrang komportable na kami sa isa’t isa. Itong feeling na ito, ito iyong gusto kong alagaan. Gusto kong i-maintain itong feeling na ito. Iyong nag-e-enjoy kami tuwing nagkikita kami,” candidly admits Anderson.

Sabay-sabay nating tunghayan ang susunod sa kabanata ng dalawa sa “How To Be Yours” August 4 sa Papua New Guinea; August 5 sa Saipan; August 5 sa U.S. at Canada; August 6 sa Europe; August 11 sa Gulf at August 21 sa Singapore. Para sa karagdagang impormasyon, bisitahin ang tfc-usa.com/htby and tfc-can.com/htby, emea.kapamilya.com, at TFC facebook pages worldwide.

FILM COMEBACK NI CHARO SANTOS NA “ANG BABAENG HUMAYO” IPALALABAS SA 2016  VENICE FILM FESTIVAL

Ang Cinema One Originals at Sine Olivia-produced film na “Ang Babaeng Humayo” (The Woman Who Left), ang comeback film ng nag-iisang Charo Santos kasama ang multi-awarded actor na si John Lloyd Cruz, ang kaisa-isang Asian film sa Main Competition category na ipalalabas sa 2016 Venice Film Festival nitong August 31 hanggang September 10 sa Lido, Venice.

“Congratulations to direk Lav Diaz for bringing honor and pride to our country once again. I am very proud and humbled to be part of this extraordinary film and excited for our Kapamilyas to watch it,” intone Ms. Charo.

“Ang Babaeng Humayo” is Cinema One Originals production’s biggest film to date and everyone in the team is excited with the dramatic comeback of Charo Santos,” asseverates the Cinema One channel head and executive producer Ronald Arguelles.

Ang pelikula, na idinirehe ng internationally acclaimed Filipino independent filmmaker na si Lav Diaz, ay shot on location sa hometown ni Santos sa Calapan, Mindoro.

“The inspiration of the story is Tolstoy’s ‘God Sees the Truth but Waits.’ What really struck me when I read it was that neither of us really understands life. We don’t really know. This is one of the most essential truths of existence. And more often, we abide and succumb to life’s randomness,” intimates Diaz, who happens to be the editor and cinematographer as well of this film.

Kasama nila Santos at Cruz sa pelikula sina Michael de Mesa, Sharmaine Centenera-Buencamino, Nonie Buencamino, Marj Lorico, Mayen Estanero, Romelyn Sale, Lao Rodriguez, Jean Judith Javier, Mae Paner, at Kakai Bautista.

Ang Cinema One Originals ay annual film festival na pinangungunahan ng Cinema One channel.

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

BANAT – Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.