Nagtitinda na lang ng daga!

KAWAWA naman pala ang dating TV5 talent na dahil pinagbayaan na ng network na kanyang pinagtatrabahuaan ay nagtitinda na lang ng mga anik-anik. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Would you believe that she’s now selling imported rats for subsistence?

It’s unfortunate really but that’s how she survives of late. I don’t know if it’s salable but she seems to survive out of selling them. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, magulo ang set-up sa network na kanyang pinagtatrabahuan kaya pinagbubuti na lang niya ang pagbi-breed ng imported rats. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Sumuko na rin siguro siya sa network dahil na-sense niyang wala talaga siyang future doon.

Oh, well, that is life. Sometimes, you need to consider your priorities in order to survive.

Nagpakapraktikal lang ang chick. Kung hihintayin nga naman niya ang pagdating ng big break ay baka matanda na siya’y hindi pa dumarating. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun nah!

HINDI NAKASIPOT SI NORA

Hindi nagawang sumipot ni Nora Aunor sa annual Indie Bravo Awards ng Inquirer dahil sa pagkakapili ng kanyang Dementia bilang best actress. Napatiyempo kasi sa taping ng kanyang Little Nanay ang awards night kaya walang choice si Guy kundi mag-taping.

She is professional enough to shoot because she is being paid a hefty sum just to do that.

Kung nagkataon lang sigurong walang commitment si Mama Guy, pauunlakan naman niya ang nasabing award giving body. But her taping commitment has veritably prevented her from doing that.

Nevertheless, siguradong ikinatutuwa naman ng superstar ang panalo niya sa pangatlong pagkakataon sa nasabing award. Indeed, she is the acknowledged Grand Dame of Philippine Cinema.

Speaking of Little Nanay, ikinatutuwa naman ni Nora ang pagiging constant top-rater ng kanilang soap in spite of the stiff competition that it is faced with.

Congratulations, Ate Guy. You never cease to give our country the distinction that it deserves.

PYRAMID SCAM ANG TOPIC

Timely pala ang topic ng Honor Thy Father na festival entry ni John Llyod Cruz.

Tungkol pala ito sa pyramid scam kaya tunay namang napapanahon.

Bilang ina ni John Lloyd, Ini-request pala niya si Ms. Perla Bautista.

Hinayaan na lang daw ni Direk Erik Matti na mag-emote ang dalawa at hindi na binigyan ng instructions pa. Confident kasi siyang magagawa ni John Lloyd at ni Ms. Perla Bautista nang maayos ang eksena.

Anyway, buti naman at napiling festival entry ang Honor Thy Father for this year’s festival.

Naiiba kasi ang topic nito at tumatagos talaga sa puso.

Do watch for it. You’ll never regret that you did! It’s a movie of a lifetime.

Promise!

FIRST PRINCE LANG PERO CERTIFIED CROWD FAVORITE

Di man napanalunan ni Elyson de Dios ang grand title, he was able to bag the first prince title, feel na feel ng mga tao ang kanyang appealing regional accent. Marami ang humuhulang mauungusan niya

popularity wise ang grand prize winner na si Migo Adecer.

Mauungusan daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, here’s wishing Elyson all the luck in the world. You have a long way to go my boy but I have the feeling that you’ll really go places!

Good luck!

MISS UNIVERSE NAGKAROON NG KONTROBERSIYA!

Nagkagulo sa Miss Universe beauty pageant nang nai-proclaim na Miss Universe si Miss Colombia ay first runner lang pala at dapat na Miss Universe ang ating bet na si Ms. Pia Wurtzbach.

Confused talaga at speechless ang ating representative nang tawagin ang kanyang pangalan bilang bagog Miss Universe.

Yahoooooo! Congratulations to Miss Pia Wurtzbach, the new Miss Universe!

Hail the new Miss Universe! Bravo! We are so proud of you Miss Pia Wurtzbach.

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

BANAT – Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.