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A Dyok A Day: Old maid’s prayer

Dear Lord. Hindi ako hihiling para sa sarili ko, kundi para po sa aking mga magulang. Please lang po bigyan na ninyo sila ng manugang! Amen.

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Sex is like mathematics:

Add the bed, minus the lights, subtract the clothes, bring down the panty, divide the legs, be ready to multiply….

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Erap: ‘Doc, I accidentally swallowed a chicken bone!’

Doc: ‘Is it choking?’

Erap: ‘No, it is Max’s.’

Doc:  ‘I don’t mean ‘Chow King’, I mean, are you choking….’

Erap: ‘No, Doc! Serioso ako, Doc!’

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