Bench event patuloy na hinahabol ng mga intriga!

Ikinabaliw ng mga manang ang participation ni Coco Marin sa recent event ng Bench kung saan rumampa ang mahusay na aktor nang fully clothed as compared to the other male personalities who practically went all out in showcasing their almost naked bo-dies for the public to ogle at and fantasize about. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Pero hindi ang pagiging ba-lot na balot ng aktor ang bone of contention kundi ang kanyang props na sexy chick na parang asong may tali habang hila-hila ni Papa Coco. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Nahambal ang mga feminist chorva at protesta to-the-max talaga sila sa pagyurak (very Bubonika indeed! Hakhakhakhakhak!) supposedly sa dangal ng mga kababaihan.

Honestly, it was indeed grossly condescending of the people in that show (Coco should not be blamed since he was only following orders) to make it appear that women should be treated like slaves and should not be given a modicum of dignity.

Ka-cheap-ang walang katulad nga naman ‘yun kahit na sabihin mo pang pang-palabok lang ‘yun sa show.

Anyway, buti na lang at exceedingly hot ang reception sa TomDen (Tom Rodriguez and Dennis Trillo).

For if not, malaking intriga na naman ito ng Kapuso network dahil marami na naman ang mangangantyaw na kabog na kabog talaga sila ng Kapamilya network when you speak of audience impact. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Napag-uusapan na rin lang ang TomDen, ang intriga na naman lately ay mega confident daw sa kanyang endowment si Dennis Trillo, whereas kind of insecure raw supposedly si Tom Rodriguez kaya may I use itetch ng lavacara. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Could it be true, Mr. Tom?

Could it be true raw talaga Mr. Tom, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

MAGAGANDA PERO BAKIT WALANG DATING?

Hindi na siguro nararapat rumampa sa mga ganitong event (Bench eklaboom) sina Isabelle Daza, Shaina Magdayao, Julia Montes at Jessy Mendiola dahil parang hindi suited sa mga ganitong okasyon (Bench eklaboom) ang kanilang beauty.

Hayaan na lang nila sa sultry beauties nina Solenn Heussaff at Ellen Adarna ang mga ganitong event dahil sila ang perfectly suited.

Maganda kasi si Jessy M. pero her body is not that pleasing to look at, specially her legs.

Ito namang unica hija ni Ms. Gloria Diaz ay parang kulang sa PR at napaka-detached kaya hindi maka-relate ang mga otawzing.

Hindi raw maka-relate ang mga otawzing, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

Si Shaina naman, I just can’t comprehend why she’s not that appreciated when she’s gorgeous and voluptuous.

Could it be because she’s fast becoming overnight as compared to the appealingly svelte Solenn and Ellen Adarna?

Konting diet, hija. Ikaw rin. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

NABALEWALA ANG APPEAL!

Hahahahahahahaha! Okray minsan ang ilang kasamahan namin sa hanap-buhay.

Mantakin mong okrayin nang husto ang maganda pa naman sanang arrive ng isang flawless and chinky-eyed young actor sa isang event lately?

Ang sabi ba naman, never raw silang magkakaroon ng erection sa tsinitong bagets dahil amoy na amoy raw suppposedly nila ang ‘lansa’ nito ever.

Ganuned mother? Hakhak-hakhakhak!

Ano buzz?

Harharharharharhar!

Ang lupet n’yo! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Pero para sa akin, oks ang bagets na ‘to. For one, he’s well-mannered. A very good actor to boot and appealingly sexy and the endowment is something you guys are really going to be mesmerized about.

Mesmerized about daw, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Hayaan na natin ang kanyang sexual predilection. It’s his own lookout, not ours.

Hakhakhakhakhakhakhak!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.