NUN: Father Damaso told me I have the gates of heaven between my legs and he has the key.
MOTHER SUPERIOR: ‘Tadong Fr. Damaso ‘yan! He said it was an angel’s trumpet. I’ve been blowing it daily!
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telephone
Telephone:Kkkkkrrrrrrrinngggggggggg
Yaya: Hello po?!
Lalaki: Nasaan girlfriend ko?
Yaya: Nasa taas po Ser nakikipaglandian po Ser …
Lalaki: Patayin mo sila
Yaya: Opo
After 3 minutes
Yaya: Ser patay na po sila
Lalaki: Tapon mo sila sa swimmng pool
Yaya: Ser wala po tayong swimming pool
Lalaki: Sorry wrong number …
