Wednesday , April 24 2024

Maling paniwala!

NUN: Father Damaso told me I have the gates of heaven between my legs and he has the key.

MOTHER SUPERIOR: ‘Tadong Fr. Damaso ‘yan! He said it was an angel’s trumpet. I’ve been blowing it daily!

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telephone

Telephone:Kkkkkrrrrrrrinngggggggggg

Yaya: Hello po?!

Lalaki: Nasaan girlfriend ko?

Yaya: Nasa taas po Ser nakikipaglandian po Ser …

Lalaki: Patayin mo sila

Yaya: Opo

After 3 minutes

Yaya: Ser patay na po sila

Lalaki: Tapon mo sila sa swimmng pool

Yaya: Ser wala po tayong swimming pool

Lalaki: Sorry wrong number …

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