Daniel Padilla kinabog sina Vice, Marian at Anne C.!

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

Hahahahahahaha! Mukhang dumating na nga ang tunay na bagong idolo ng masa sa katauhan ng young actor na si Daniel Padilla. Intrigahin man siyang one line raw ang kilay, regular lang ang size at nagpagawa ng ilong at medyo pumusyaw ang morenong kulay dahil sa magic ng gluta, wah kebs ang kanyang mga fans na tunay namang baliw na baliw sa kanyang unique brand of machismo.

Sa okasyon na lang ng skin care clinic ni Vicki Belo sa Trinoma may ilang araw na ang nakararaan, mas nakawiwindang ang tilian suppo-sedly ng mga otaw nang si Papa D na ang lumabas sa entablado.

Oo nga’t mabonggang tinilian din sina Anne Curtis, (who showed to a lot of people that she could carry a tune with aplomb) Marian Rivera at Vice Ganda pero iba talaga ang tilian ng mga tao nang si Papa D na nga ang nag-hug ng centerstage.

Tunay ka, mukhang siya na ang male counterpart ng superstar na si Ms. Nora Aunor dahil nakapaninindig balahibo ang reaksyon ng mga tao kapag siya na ang rumarampa sa entablado.

If I’m not mistaken, his latest movie with Kathryn Bernardo “Crazy, Beautiful You” under Star Cinema is already nearing the 400 million mark and still counting considering the fact that apart from Ms. Lorna Tolentino and Mr. Gabby Concepcion, there are no more big stars in the movie save for him and his svelte leading-lady.

Kumbaga, tubong-lugaw ang Star Cinema sa project na ‘yon dahil hindi pa naman ganoon kalaki ang talent fees nina Daniel at Kathryn, whereas si Vice Ganda ay malaki talaga ang TF sa kanyang blockbuster ring mga pelikula at karaniwa’y heavy ang kanyang mga suporta.

Malapit na nga palang mapanood ang remake ng Pangako Sa ‘Yo na pinagbidahan some two decades ago nina Jericho Rosales at Christine Hermosa at ngayo’y sina Daniel at Kathryn na ang mga bida.

CHAKITAH, HINAHAMBALOS NG BAD KARMA!

Hahahahahahahaha! Poor Cha-kitah, da ilung chakelya.

We’ve talked to some people of late and discovered that her days at the network she’s working for is already numbered. Simply sta-ted, malapit na palang masibak ang lolang sinauna (lolang sinauna raw talaga, o! Harharharharharhar!) dahil nasagad na ang pasensiya ng mga powers that be sa radio station na kanyang pinagtatrabahuhan na kanyang gina-gamit lang para sa kanyang cheap money-ma-king ventures. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Yuck!

Imagine, like I said earlier, the radio show supposedly runs for some one hour and thirty minutes and yet Chakitah is using it to drumbeat her shows in some unheard of venues.

Unheard of venues raw talaga, o!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Yuck!

The last time Abe and I listened to it, she was late for some fifteen minutes on the pretext that she went home at past three a.m. since they (she and her cohorts) allegedly had an out of town show.

Ano ba naman ang kinalaman noon sa radio show ng lomodic lola na ‘to aber? Hahahahahahaha!

The network is paying you to host a show, it’s your obligation to be there on time.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, dahil wala naman ROI (return of investment) at na-sense ng management na ginagamit lang ng ogrilyang lomodic ang radio show for her own personal gain or interest, talks are rife to the effect that pretty soon, it’s going to get axed.

Buti naman.

Buti naman daw, o! Harharharharharhar!

Mantakin mong perennially late na ngang dumating ang sagana sa show rakets na gurangga (sagana sa show rakets na guranggetch daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!) tapos pag-upo na pag-upo’y raratsada na kaagad-agad ng yosi-kadiring batian portion.

Yuck!Yuck!Yuck! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

If that is the deplorable attitude of a radio host, I guess it’s but fitting and apt that he/she should get axed from the show. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Yucky!

Imagine, her concern is not the listeners but to greet her circle of friends that she gets to use in her show rakets.

Yuck!

I-devote ba naman ang one hour and twenty minutes sa batian, sino ba naman ang magtitiyagang makinig, aber? Hakhakhakhakhakhakhak!

Anyway, I don’t know if our source is being truthful but Richard Pinlac is allegedly going to be retained and will be joined in by other entertainment writers who are not selfish and batian-oriented like the deplorable Chakitah. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Poor lola. Saan ka na ngayon patutungo, Lutgarda Nicolas? Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Magtanim ka na lang kaya ng alugbati tutal addict ka rin lang naman sa batian chorva.

Hakhakhakhakhakhakhakhakhakhak!

‘Yon nah!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!