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ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.
Honestly, I got so affected when I learned of Sir Jerry Yap’s airport arrest lately. More or less, ganyan din ang nangyari sa akin more than a decade ago when I got arrested by some policemen masquerading as LBC employees in my Kyusi residence.
Buti na lang on my part at ordinary day ‘yon sa I had the chance to pay my bail but not after some infinitely horrible encounter with some veri-table prisoners. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Nilinis ba naman agad-agad ang CR at maligo na raw ako. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
But of course they would never have the chutzpa to do that to Sir Jerry.
Anyway, that horrendous episode inside the Camp Karingal jail, if you know the salient point I’m hinting at, has remained ingrained in my mind.
Honestly, kakaiba ang amoy ng selda bagama’t nililinis naman ng mga inmates na naroroon, in fairness But somehow, bumabaligtad talaga ang aking sikmura kapag naiisip ko ‘yon.
Anyway, I’m sure na it was equally horribly traumatic on Sir Jerry’s part to be handcuffed at the airport after vacationing abroad in connection with the Holy Week.
Karespe-respetong tao naman kasi siya at talaga namang isa sa mga iginagalang sa publication business.
Anyhow, I wish that this harassment on the part of the working press should be stopped.
Hindi naman kasi kami mga kriminal para posasan at ikulong kasama ang mga taong gumawa talaga ng nakaririmarim na kasalanan.
Sana nga ay tigilan na nila ang ganitong gawain dahil disente at hindi naman mga kriminal ang press para i-harass nila nang walang patumangga, lalo na’t tulad ni Sir Jerry na taong ka-pita-pitagan at hindi marunong mangwalanghiya ng kanyang kapwa.
Sa totoo lang!
LOOMING TALENTS
Nag-diversify na rin pala into talent management ang friend naming si Sugar Benedicto. So far, balak niyang bigyan ng thorough build up ang half-Italian, half-Filipina na si Cindy Zobel at ang young singer from Las Piñas na si Charles Abellana.
Si Cindy ay tubong Italy. She was born in that country and stayed there all of her young life.
Lately lang nag-decide ang mom niya na dalhin siya sa Pinas para subukin ang luck niya sa show business since marami ang nagsasabing if properly handled, malaki ang tsansa nitong ma-penetrate ang local show business with her innate flair for acting and luminous beauty.
Si Charles Abellana naman ay likas na talagang mahilig kumanta.
Bata palang siya ay napakahilig nang magsasali sa mga amateur singing contest at talent search sa kanilang lugar sa Las Piñas.
Today, he’s one of the finalists for Star Mall Talent Search and he hopes to win in this contest.
Well, may K naman siyang mangarap talagang maging singer dahil biritero siyang tunay at walang hiya-hiyang talaga.
Pakaabangan natin ang mga talentong ito ni Sugar. Nakasisiguro kaming eeksena sila one of these days sa show business.
Dapat lang!
NASAKTAN NANG TODO SA GINAWA NI MAMA!
Disillusioned daw lately ang isang brown-skinned indie actor na minsang iniwan ang kanyang noo’y thriving career as an indie actor para maging fulltime ‘houseband’ sa isang aging but still attractive actress.
Imagine, for someone so young, he shouldered the role of a stepdad splendidly well, only to get inordinately hurt in the end when his live-in mate left him for a better endowed young man.
How so hurting nga naman.
Imagine, pinapelan niya ang maging ama sa mga batang di naman nalalayo sa kanyang edad para iwanan lang much later ng kanyang ka-live-in for some very personal reasons.
Nakailang anak na nga naman ang aktres kaya need niya ang isang lalaking makapupuno (maka-pupuno raw talaga,o! Hahahahahahahahaha!) sa kanyang pangangailangan for in spite of his height, regular lang daw at the most ang hunky indie actor.
Could it be true?
Could it be true raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Anyway, the aging actress is once again parading in some of her recent TV guestings her new appealing conquest.
Appealing conquest daw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Well, that’s indeed a real tragedy.
Anyhow, parang tuluyan nang kinalimutan ng dusky-skinned actor ang showbusiness.
Inasmuch as some indie producers are quite interested to cast him in their forthcoming indie flicks, no one seems to know his whereabouts.
Mukhang nasaktan nang husto ang young hunk, baka nagbalik na naman siya sa kanyang dating work bilang nude model sa abroad. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Mabenta kasi ang kanyang dusky machismo sa mga gay artists sa abroad kaya di siya nawawalan ng ‘bookings’.
Good for him then.
‘Yon lang!
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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!
