Teacher: Sino pumatay kay Magellan, may initial na LL?
Student: Lito Lapid?
Teacher: Inuulit ang pangalan nya…
Student: Lito Lito?
Teacher: Mahaba buhok niya!
Student: Lot Lot?
Teacher: Marami sila…
Student: Lot Lot and Friends?
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Three girls make paalam to their Dad…
Girl1: Dad, I’m going out with Pete to Eat.
Girl2: I’m going out with Lance to Dance.
Girl3: I’m going out with Chuk to…
Dad: Ah, Hinde! Dito ka lang sa bahay!!!