Wednesday , December 11 2024

A Dyok A Day

00 JokeTeacher: Sino pumatay kay Magellan, may initial na LL?

Student: Lito Lapid?

Teacher: Inuulit ang pangalan nya…

Student: Lito Lito?

Teacher: Mahaba buhok niya!

Student: Lot Lot?

Teacher: Marami sila…

Student: Lot Lot and Friends?

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Three girls make paalam to their Dad…

Girl1: Dad, I’m going out with Pete to Eat.

Girl2: I’m going out with Lance to Dance.

Girl3: I’m going out with Chuk to…

Dad: Ah, Hinde! Dito ka lang sa bahay!!!

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