Bubonika’s at a loss!

ni Pete Ampoloquio

Poor Fermi Chakita. Deep inside, she’s fervently praying that a new showbiz oriented program would come her way again but is it? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

She’s dead as a doornail, mind you. Harharharharharhar!

With the abysmal rating that her former shows had, who, in his right frame of mind, would give her another show? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Magnganga ka na lang, lola, dahil hindi na darating ang wini-wish mo unless you go on a diet and start wearing provocative outfits that would make you look like a dud. Hahahahahahahahaha!

By then, baka magka-show ka pa but not as an anchor any longer kundi bilang weather girl.

Weather girl daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Amusing talaga this Bubonika Chararat Y Crispy Pata. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun lang!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!