Thursday , June 4 2026

A Dyok A Day

00 JokeDear Itay, padalhan mo ako ng pera kasi ang mga damit ko pinagkakain ng mga daga.

Dear Anak, wala akong pera. Kung gusto mo, meron dito pusa.

***

Isang babae bumili ng asukal. Inabot ng tindera, pero sabi ng babae,

”Miss, asin itong ibinigay mo sa akin.”

”Hindi, asukal ‘yan. Minarkahan lang namin ng ASIN para hindi langgamin.”

***

Ngongo dictionary:

CATTLE – Doon nakatira ang printeta at printipe

MELT – ‘Yun ang sinusuot sa mewang.

EFFORT – Doon nagla-land ang efflane

STATUE – Ikaw ba ‘yan?

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