Wala nang binatbat si Bubonika!

Hahahahahahahahaha! Hitsurang feeling na ginawan naman siya nang hindi maganda kaya nagtaray ang rat-faced chaka na si Bubonika nang may magtanong sa kanya sa kanilang rating-less radio program kung justified daw ba ang pagtataray (taray bakla lang naman actually at all in the name of fun ang lahat… Hahahahahahahaha!) sa amin sa defunct showbiz oriented program na Face The People ni Ms. Marlene Aguilar.

Kasabi-sabi ba naman, kaaway-away naman daw kasi kami. Hahahahahahahaha!

Is that soooooo? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Look who’s talking. Isn’t she the one who gave us the most heart-rending trauma in our existence when she took our bread and butter show away from us some four or five years ago?

Aware naman siyang I was recuperating then from an ailment that prevented us from working for quite sometime and yet, she was heartless enough to grab our bread and butter away from us.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Kapal!

Over sa kapalllllll!

Anyhow, ang ending, dahil mukhang engot (mukhang engot daw talaga, o! Harharharhar!) at makaluma, ni isang ad placement ay walang nakuha gayong kaming mga nameless na starlets ay 12 commercials lang naman ang nadagit. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Unang-una, and I’m saying this with all the objectivity in me, ngetpalites siya at ang laki-laki ng tiyan kaya mega turned off ang mga televiewers, the men in particular na siyang bailiwick namin noon nina Morly at Rey. Hahahahahahaha!

For with a face like that, (with a face like that daw, o! Hakhakhakhakhak!) who would ever have the slightest of interest to watch a show? Hahahahahahahahaha!

Yuck!

Yosi-kadiri!

At least I feel so vindicated because of what’s happening with this obese matrona lately. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Imagine, ikaw na lang ang walang show sa network na iyong pinagtatrabahuhan at dapat lang naman siguro dahil bukod sa di kagandahan ang iyong pag-uugali, passe’ na ang way of hosting mo, lola.

Honestly, the word plastic has been coined specially with you in mind. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Also, please put a stop to your dastardly pronouncements that I’m intrinsically money-oriented because it fits you to a T. Hahahahahahahaha!

Never akong nangotong sa mga artista unlike you na two hundred thou na ang gibsona ni Pokwang ay para bang balewala lang sa ‘yo at humihirit ka pa.

Kapal!

Over sa kapalllllllll!

Ang hindi mo alam, hindi naman star of the first magnitude ‘yong tao kaya pinaghirapan talaga niya ang datung na gibsona sa ‘yo ever. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Honestly, you deserved whatever gross situation you’re in at the moment.

A rotten individual like you deserves the comeuppance or retribution that are coming your way of late. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Babetchbetch, guranggetch! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Buti nga!

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.