Na-impress ang Press sa Pare Mahal Mo Raw Ako!

Kung dati ay napipilitan lang ang entertainment writers na tapusin ang isang pelikula alang-alang sa ‘career,’ (Hahahahahahaha!), the movie reporters who were invited to the premiere night of Pare, Mahal Mo Raw Ako were glued to their seats from beginning to end.

Mahuhusay kasi ang mga artista sa pelikulang ito ni Direk Joven Tan at maganda rin ang flow ng kuwento at parang credible at believable ang mga circumstances.

Tour de force ang performance ni Edgar Allan Guzman simply because mas demanding ang kanyang role bilang closet queen na in love sa kanyang best friend.

In stark contrast, naibigay naman ni Michael Pangilinan ang tamang emosyon na idini-demand ng kanyang role.

Sa bandang ending ng movie, parang bitter-sweet ang emosyon ni Edgar Allan habang ikinakasal ang love of his life na si Michael at ang kanyang best friend.

Pero parang may hint din na maaaring maging happy ending ang episode niya dahil may genuine love sa kanya ang role ni Michael.

Hindi naman siguro ito bato para hindi bumigay sa matiisin at mapagmahal niyang kaibigan.

Ang sarap naman ever. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Sa Pare, Mahal Mo Raw Ako pa rin, solid ang support na ibinigay nina Joross Gamboa at Matt Evans. Parang mahiwaga ang kanilang role at parang lumalabas na pare-pare sila pero tipong feel nila ang isa’t isa. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Malay!

Mahusay rin ang supporting chick na napili ni Direk Joven at magaling magbitaw ng dialog.

Abangan sa June 8 ang pagpapalabas ng much-awaited movie ni Direk Joven Tan. I’m sure na susuportahan ito ng LGBT community dahil sa napapanahong tema at wonderful execution ng direktor.

WALA NANG CAREER SI LOLITA BURUKA!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! It appears that Lolita Buruka seems to have reached the end of her once formidable hosting career.

Hayan at sina Betong Sumaya na at Sheena Halili ang ipinalit sa kanya at parang wala na yatang balak ang GMA na bigyan pa siya ng hosting job. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Buti nga!

Pa’no naman, walang inaatupag ang babaeng makyonda kundi ang kanyang kaplog-bateh portion. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Come to think of it, matagal din kinonsinti ng network ang kanyang money-making endeavors. Ilang taon din siyang nag-alog-bateh at hinayaan siya ng network.

But now, they have come to realize that their show was not going anywhere, that leaves them no choice but to have it axed.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Kumbaga, after more than 20 years, the verdict is to have it axed since there seems to be no ROI (return of investment).

So, paano na ngayon si Buruka?

Ano pa ba ,‘di super nganga.

Super nganga raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Anyhow, I’m sure that the Gakas are infinitely rejoicing.

Simply stated, they are vindicated from the harsh treatment that the evil woman has inflicted on them. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Wherever Kuya Boy C. de Guia is, I’m sure that he is happy and at peace with the world for the woman who has caused him so much pain is now paying for her dues. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Dapat lang! Harharharharharharharhar!

‘Yun lang!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

BANAT – Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.