Tuesday , February 7 2023

Kung mamalasin nga naman

So, kinuha pala ni Kris Aquino sa kanyang internet show sina Cristy Fermin at Lola Buruka (Lola Buruka raw talaga, o! Hahahahahaha!)

 

Si Cristy, I have no objections whatsoever.

For one, she is a veteran in the field of hosting and would surely be an asset in as far as Kris’s show is concerned.

 

Pero ang kotongerang gurang ay wala namang maiko-contribute kundi mag-alog bateh nang mag-alog bateh. Harharharharhar!

 

For this nosy old woman doesn’t know how to give straight news and is not so concerned with the show’s following but her cheap and nauseating alog-bateh.

Yuck!

Yosi-kadiri!

How nauseating!

Sa true, hahatakin ng gurang na ito ang show at magsisilayas ang mga manonood tulad ng ginawa nila sa Vak-Clash ng GMA7 na sadsad na ang rating dahil na-

identified sa ngangaerang gurang. Bwahahahahahahahaha!

Anyhow, this mal-educated gurang is hellbent in putting us down after 40 long years of our existence.

Honestly, this gurang with the so maluwag dentures is the reason why we could no longer appear at Ang Pinaka.

Demonyo sa dilang demonya ang satanistang ngetpalites na matanda na binubulungan lahat ng tao para huwag kaming maimbita sa mga presscon at sa ilang TV guestings.

Sa ngayon nga, she is the demonic reason why we are no longer being invited at the presscons of GMA.

And so fucking what?

Mamamatay ba naman ako in the event that we would no longer be invited because this satanic old woman who is afflicted with incontinence told them so?

The hell I care!

Mamatay na sa kabubulong ang satanistang gurang for all I fucking care!

Akala naman siguro ng matandang ito ay nakaisa na siya.

Aren’t you worried with the sallow coloring of your skin, your face in particular? Bwahahahahahaha!

Baka kamatayan mo na ang pagko-co-host sa show ni Madir Kris. Harharharharharhar!

Anyway, I feel no pity for a demonic old biddy like you.

Sa mga ginawa mong panghaharang at mga kademonyohan, dapat ka lang namang magdusa.

I’m sure that the time would come when you would be bedridden and would no longer be able to move.

Dapat lang naman after all the barbaric things that you’ve done to some people, Kuya Boy de Guia in particular.

Hindi ka na nahabag sa kanya noong mga panahong naghihirap na siya at pinalayas mo pa siya sa Annabel’s presscon mo salabusab na matanda considering that it was he who opened the world of television for you hinayupak na gurang.

But then, God never sleeps. I’m sure that you would get the comeuppance or retribution that you deserve.

Just wait!

Just wait raw talaga, o! Bwahahahahahahaha!

Follow me on Instagram at Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, NHong!

BANAT!
ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

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