Damian – Father, ba’t may nakasampay na mga damit pambabae sa likod ng kombento? May chicks kayo ‘no?
Priest – Hoy, tumigil ka Damian! Sa kuripot n’yong mag-abuloy sa simbahan tumatanggap na ako ng labada ngayon.
Getting even
Jim was on the balcony of his second storey condominium unit when he saw a man waving at him to come down. Thinking it was an old acquaintance he sprinted downstairs to meet the man who, it turned out, was a stranger who was panhandling in the street.
Jim – Why did you wave me down for?
Man – Can you spare me some change for a cup of coffee?
Jim – Come with me upstairs.
When the two reached the second storey of the condominium, Jim turned to the guy and said…
“Sorry, I neither have change, nor a cup of coffee.”