Sunday , August 14 2022

Wala nang arrive ang mga daks na nota!

00 banat pete ampoloquioHahahahahahaha! Hitsura ng laughing hyenas sa mga vaklungs lately kapag napag-uusapan ang makulay na relasyon ng isang svelte and sexy starlet who’s also an unwed mom, at ang karelasyon nitong oo nga’t flawless at hunky actor pero more on the Reggie Regalado side naman .

More on the Reggie Regalado side raw talaga, o Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Palibhasa’y mga walang magawa, paboritong pag-usapan ng mga claving na ‘to ang ex ng isang slim at may ganda rin namang starlet who happens to be a fine actress.

Pa’no raw, bakit naman daw hinayaang mawala ng sweet starlet ang kanyang paparu who happens to be tremendously well endowed?

Tremendously well endowed daw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Lalong umarko ang kanilang mga ka-kilayan nang kumalat ang balitang there’s purportedly a new man in the young starlet’s life and he is this soft-spoken dude who’s rumored to have a regular sized dick.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Ka-amuse ever! Hakhakhakhakhakhak-hak!

Ang hindi knowsline ng mga baklitas na ‘to ay baitero naman kasi ang soft spoken guy as compared to the previous man in the starlet’s life who is purportedly highstrung and hard to deal with.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Aanhin mo nga naman ang dakota kung Pranela Lucasta naman ito at mahirap arukin ang kalooban ever?

Hakhakhakhakhakhakhakhakhakhak!

‘Yon nah!

Mas okay na ‘yong regular (regular lang daw, o! Harharharharhar!) basta’t totoong tao at masarap magmahal. Kita n’yo naman, close na agad sa kanya ang batit (maliit na bata) at mas feel siya nito as compared sa kanyang biological dad.

‘Yon nah!

Aanhin mo nga naman ang daku kung may pagka-neurotic at iba ang tripping?

Buti pa ang regular na mapagmahal at hindi complicated ang personalidad. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

OGIE ALCASID AND OPM LEGENDS STAR IN THE BIGGEST OPM CONCERT IN PHILIPPINES TODAY

Watch out for the concert that is destined to make a mark in Philippine Concert history: Ogie Alcasid gathers the best OPM stars and performs the biggest OPM songs in the biggest dome in the world! Ogie presents “MuSIKATin: Musikang Sikat Sa Atin” at the Philippine Arena!

This concert is a celebration of the biggest Original Pilipino Music from the last five de- cades, featu-ring the best love songs, folk, rap, rock and roll, novelty and dance music, that have made their way into pop culture. It’s two hours of Pure Filipino Passion by The Singer/Songwriter and his stellar line up: Mr. Hajji Alejandro, Mr. Rey Valera, Michael V, Angeline Quinto, Lovi Poe, Solenn Heussaff, Gloc-9, the Dawn’s Jett Pangan and Miss Vernie Varga. Says Ogie, “It’s an honor and a privilege to be given the change to stage ‘MuSIKATin’ at the largest dome in the world, for one night, we pray tribute to the music of the Filipino nation.”

Musical Director is none other than the Ma-estro of Philippine Music himself, Ryan Cayab-yab. Together with a full orchestra, he is producing the biggest sound ever created in Philippine Concert History!

Overall concert director is Paolo Valenciano, the son of OPM legend Gary Valenciano, and the youngest A-list concert director, responsible for many of the most successful and most spectacular shows in the last two years.

“MuSIKATin” will be staged on Friday, February 20, 8pm at the Philippine Arena. It’s a histo- ric event you should not miss! Tickets are available at SM Tickets. Call 470-2222 for more infor mation.

ESKALERA ANG ARRIVE NG FOREVERMORE!

Eskalera ang rating na nakuha ng evening soap na Forevermore that’s being starred in by the mellinnium tandem of Enrique Gil and Liza Soberano, with the special participation of Diego Loyzaga (Jay Fernandez in the soap).

Dahil nasa Maynila na si Agnes at nag-aaral kasama ang kambal at may bago siyang suitor sa katauhan ng bagets ni Teresa Loyzaga, nakaramdam siyempre ng insecurity si Zander (Enrique Gil).

Anyway, dahil sa ganda ng flow ng story lalo na’t may ka-loveteam na si Bangky sa katauhan ni Lilia Cuntapay who delineates the character of Aling Aunor (Hahahahahahaha! What a name indeed!), lalong nakatatawang panoorin ito night after night.

No wonder, it’s now the number one soap at the Kapamilya network of late besting out the quondam leading soap Dream Dad. Ikaw ba naman ang magkaroon ng eskalerang rating na 28.8%, hindi ba naman makararamdam ng ma-tinding insecurity ang ibang soap riyan? Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Kaya sa ngayon, Forevermore is the undisputed number 1 with an awesome rating no less of 28.8%

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

 

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

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