A Dyok A Day: First timer

Bagong salta sa Manila si Ambo atfirst time na nag-taxi. Pag-upo sa taxi ay sampung piso agad ang unang patak ng metro. Napatayo siya upang kunin ang pitaka sa likurang bulsa at tingnan kung may sapat siyang pera. Naging dalawang piso naman ang sumunod na patak ng metro. Napansin ng driver na nakatayo pa rin si Ambo.

Driver – Sir, upo muna kayo at malayo pang biyahe natin.

Ambo – E, sampung piso ang patak ng metro pag nakaupo at dalawang piso lang pag nakatayo. Tatayo na lang ako para makatipid.

Ways of the politicians

Question – How many congressmen would it take to change a light bulb at the Congress?

Answer – Two. One to hold the light bulb, and two to hold and rotate the ladder.

The weather is fine

Obama – How’s the weather in Manila?

PNoy- Much better now. Before it rains every day but last week it rained only twice.

Obama – Yeah?

PNoy – Yes, the first was from Monday to Wednesday, and the second was from Friday to Sunday.