Tetay, ikinompara kay Imelda

NASAKTAN si Kris Aquino sa paratang ng isang @justpeteclyde na nam-bash sa kanya.

“APEC is good for Filipinos we are thankful…if Kris messed it up a bit due to her ksp behavior and attitude… well let’s not give Kris too much credit when she behaves like APEC is all about her.

“Kris Aquino, you have no relevant impact on APEC except the selfies and attention ksp stuff just made it cheaper… hays classy na sana… until she does things she always does… tapos pag tinira mo, iiyak-iyak sa TV hays.”

Obviously, nasaktan si Kris sa basher lalo na noong sinabi nitong, “San ka ba nagmana hija, nakakahiya sa magulang mo.

“Plus you criticize the Marcoses for their lifestyle ikaw din pala Imeldific.

“Hahaha, sa nakikita ko hindi sila naiiba. Mala-Marcos din pati yung pagtago ng mahihirap… wearing an evening gown in broad daylight and that body-hugging yellow dress in front of Jose Rizal’s statue, oh my.

“Can’t get any nouveau rich and cheaper than that.”

Agad-agad ang naging reply ni Kris, “@justpeteclyde you deserve a reply because you’re not on PRIVATE so at least you have guts.

“You also deserve a reply because I paid for everything I wore.

“I paid for the entertainment & decoration for the APEC Spouses’ lunch unlike yung binibida mo na nagnakaw sa Pilipinas—oh and I used the money I earned from SMDC’s parent/sister companies SM and SMarkets for those expenses.

“Oh, and 1 more thing I forgot, SMDC is lined up for a major portion buy in my show (Kris TV), so the nouveau rich & cheap girl you just attacked has been paid MILLIONS by the company you are a sales agent for—PROOF POSITIVE, BILOG ANG MUNDO.

“Shucks, di ko na-send sa yo the picture of all our Filipino women achievers at our APEC lunch na naka-FULL FILIPINIANA din.

“Visit mo na lang my website where SM HAS A BIG BANNER AD. So you’ll see.

“AND I’LL be sure to make mention of how articulate you are to Ms. Tessie Sy Coson—she’s a textmate & take it from her, I’m not cheap at all.”

Ang naging dating ng last statement ni Kris ay isusumbong niya ang basher kay Ms. Tessy. Apparently, broker pala ng SMDC ang basher.

Hindi nagpatinag ang basher and said, “Yes, I know madam. Tinakot mo kasi na isumbong ako.

“For the hell I care naman kung isumbong mo ako, di ba??? At sinabi mo talaga na textmate pa po kayo ni Madam Tessie Sy. Like… What??! So??!”

Ganting sagot naman ni Kris, “Please re-read what I wrote. I said nga that I’ll mention to TSC you’re articulate—tinakot na kita?

“Diba praise nga ang pagiging articulate?

Noong bandang huli, naging humble ang basher at nag-sorry kay Kris. Agad naman siyang  pinatawad ng Queen of Talk.

 ni Alex Brosas