Talk & talk show nina lukresya harbatera, matitigbak na!

Hahahahahahahaha! Kung ano-ano na lang ang ibinibintang sa kontrobersiyal na personalidad na lately in connection with her winning the prettiest and most beautiful title courtesy of this controversial English magazine.

Ang patutsada nang nakararami, why did the personality in question win the title when she’s just pleasant looking, or charming at the most, but definitely not the prettiest or the most beautiful in the business.

Mga okray talaga, ‘di ba naman?

Ang beauty kasi is a relative thing. Kumbaga, it depends upon the eye of the beholder. Hahahahaha!

In short, her detractors are of the belief that the controversial personality does not purportedly deserve the title for without her mega expensive make-up on, she’s allegedly comparable to a dud.

A dud daw talaga, o! Harharharharharhar!

Anyway, her detractors is of the belief that she won the title supposedly because of her numerous endorsements that were placed on the English mag.

Times are but naturally hard, naging praktikal na lang daw ang publication in order for it to survive. Hahahahahahahaha!

How gross!

Whatever, in this business, to each, his own tayo. Kumbaga, kanya-kanyang raket para mag-survive at legit naman ‘yung nag-lagay ng maraming ad placements ang mga produktong ini-endorso ng aktres para si-yang Winnie Castillo, ‘di ba naman?

Hahahahahahahaha!

In fairness to the actress concerned, it’s an unassailable fact that she did go on a diet and is now a lot better looking than ever before.

Magrereklamo raw ang kanyang mga detractors kung kamukha siya nina Bubonika at Andatrils Chakitah at siya ang nanalo. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Kumbaga, ‘yun talaga ang unbelievable.

‘Yun daw talaga ang unbelievable, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

I wholeheartedly agree!

I wholeheartedly agree raw talaga, o! Harharharharharharhar!

Going back to Chakitah Harbatera, how true na matitigbak na raw ang kanilang Talk & Talk Show dahil one digit na lang daw ang rating na nakukuha nitetch? Hahahahahahahahaha!

Like I said, mega nega na ang lomodic Harbatera dahil sa panglalait at pangdudusta niya sa mga GAKA na wala namang ginagawa sa kanya pero kung palayasin niya sa kanyang mga presscons ay para bang naiiba siya sa kanila.

Hoyyyyyyy! Manalamin ka, orig na matandang GAKA.

Orig na matandang GAKA raw, o! Hakhakhak-hakhak!

Ganyan na ganyan ka no’ng time na nagsisimula ka palang sa show business at palaging nakabakya at makyoho.

Makyoho raw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Yuck!

Mag-diet ka, noh? Ikaw rin!

Ikaw rin daw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

EFFECTIVE NA KONTRBIDA

Kung dati-rati’y meek and submissive ang character ni Denise Laurel sa top-rating soap nilang Nasaan Ka Nang Kailangan Kita, this time, she has become more feisty and pugnacious.

Wala na ‘yung dating compassionate at lo-ving live-in mate ng character ni Christian Vas-quez.

What the TV viewers can now see is an embittered woman who’s every inch nasty and uncouth.

Pati looks niya ay nagbago na rin.

Kung dati-rati’y softer ang kanyang make-up, this time it has become vampy and stagey and kind of cold and calculating which, I would say, is the exact opposite of her real personality

Off-cam kasi, just like the lead actress of the soap Vina Morales, Denise is the paradigm of sweetness and good PR.

Minsan kasing nag-meet kami sa presscon ng isang Regal movie na kanyang ginawa, nang mag-request akong magpakuha ng picture with her ay napakagrasyosa niyang nagpaunlak sabay yuko nang konti para hindi siya lalabas na mas matangkad sa akin.

Even the way she was talking was indeed mild-mannered and sweet.

Mahusay lang talaga siyang artista kaya napaniniwala niya tayong she’s bitter and condescending.

Extended nga pala for another season ang Nasaan Ka Nang Kailangan Kita dahil sa bonggang reception ng mga tao.

Nasaan Ka, incidentally goes on the air eve-ry 3:15 in the afternoon at ABS CBN.

KAWAWA NAMAN SI OZU ONG

Binabasa n’yo ito, kalat na kalat na ang nangyari sa Masculados Dos member na si Ozu Ong. At 29, he already passed away and is now lying in state in a funeral parlor in Antipolo.

August 2 nang madaling araw nang mabaril siya at mapatay almost instantly ng mga taong umagaw ng kanyang black Toyota Hilux.

Galing daw siya that day sa isang show ng kanilang grupo sa Kyusi.

Sad naman for this good looking and hunky guy who was so sweet and malambing in the few occasions that we had the chance to watch his group perform upon the invitation of Direk Maryo J. delos Reyes.

Go in peace Ozu. You will be inordinately missed!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

BANAT – Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.